Dumb Prick + Packing Tape = Bollocks...
Whilst working ( and occasianally stealing ) at a shop a few years ( read : 20 ) back i was making my way out of the rear entrance ( no giggling at the back please )with a very nice Walkman ( well before MP3 you know, much better sound quality....like whatever ), peddaling like fury down a cobbled road i notice a small picece of packing tape on my front fork... being "on the lamb" i couldn't be arsed to stop so i tries to push it off with my tippytoe...Darkness enveloped my fragile frame, i come round to see about 40 employees of a rather large department store ( outside smoking , company policy you know...cunts ) standing at the warehouse doors laughing like hyenas on whizz....my adonis of a body looking fucked...2 broken wrists and 4 broken toes, split nose, split lip and 2 teeth missing...howls of pain only made these bastards laugh louder... and to cap it all the meat wagon turned up and those fuckers joined in the laughter...cunts

Still... they closed the department store last year and evryone ,lost their jobs... long awaited Karma i welcome thee with open arms....
(phils1969, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:09, Reply)