G has very bad night-vision
walking with a friend through a field, he negotiated his way largely by following the glowing end of said friend's cigarette.

This worked until the cigarette was thrown into a ditch followed by G falling straight in.

On another occasion (a live role play event), he went for a pee in a bush, not realising that there was someone hiding in there. This person was pretending to be a scout and, fair play to him, kept quiet throughout his impromptu golden shower.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 19:33, 3 replies)

Pretending to be a scout??!?

(Mousy Tongue ...Generally bemused by life..., Sun 24 Jan 2010, 0:09, closed)

Not to be confused with pretending to be a Scout

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 11:02, closed)

scout as in 'looking out for bad guys to kill'
not scout as in 'tying knots and kayaking'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 13:12, closed)