Not in the slightest bit funny and I regretted laughing me tits off when it happened
Last August about ten friends and myself went to a "chinese-all-you-can-eat-type-buffet" in Manchester to celebrate Andy's birthday (City Buffet- its called if you know it).

We'd been out most of the day and whilst not drunk none of us planned to operate any heavy machinery in the near future.

We were probably on our second or third helping of chinese scoff when Andy gets up to refill his platter. Now- somehow (and I for one believe it was a geniune accident) left a emtpy plate and wine glass on Andys vacant chair. Andy returns, doesnt notice the glass and plate and sits down. (the sort of heavy sit down you do when you are a bit drunk)

SNAP. CRUNCH.

for a second Andy's face doesnt change- then he smiles- thinking someones played a joke, then he stands up.

and we all laugh, because sticking out of his arse through his jeans is the jagged remains of a wine glass stem.

then the blood started- FUCK! bums bleed a lot. The quicker thinkers of us, get Andy stomach first on the table, and call for an ambulance.

long story short- the glass punctured his colon and Andy was very very ill for months with septoceamia.

He can just about see the funny side 5 months down the line
(bugboybeast, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:32, 1 reply)

Oof!
Dear Christ! Is he better now? Poor guy!

Have you nicknamed him Crunchy?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 12:45, closed)