How do you dispose of a door?
Not like this...

Long story short, a mate of mine is a builder. He employed another mate (I say "mate", he and his wife couldn't be arsed to turn up to our wedding or even offer any congratulations, send a card or fuck all, so we've given up bothering) to do some labouring on the site.

One day, Brad was asked to get rid of some rubbish, old fixtures and fittings from the massive refurbishment job they're doing for the local millionaire. "Take that old door, and chuck it on the skip", he was asked. Brad duly hoisted the old, solid oak door above his head and marched towards the nearest skip. With a testosterone-fuelled, Hulk-like "Raaaaargh", he threw the door on top of the already piled-high-with-rubbish skip...

Only to watch as the door hit the top of the pile, see-sawed slightly, and slid back down again, connecting with his cro-magnon forehead and knocking him flat on his arse.

The stupid twat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:50, 1 reply)

The best part was
that the stupid fucker stood there watching as the door slid in comedic slow motion towards the bridge of his nose....... and was still in the same position as the edge of the door connected with his septum :o/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:21, closed)