Real Life Slapstick IIWhat's the best slapstick thing you've ever seen?
Have you witnessed someone walking into a lamp-post? A food fight? Someone clonked round the face with a frying pan? All your favourite moments please.
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chthonic, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 16:03)
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The noir pastiche is an interesting, stylistic development, Dr Skagra.Could you do the next one in the style of Irvine Welsh?
Or, better still, just hurry up and die in a fire?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:11,
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Well... sureWelsh. He's a turgid one alrighty. I suppose I could cut it way down and make it more "oot-greep" and Drimble-esque. Or a lot longer winded and bizarrely obscure like Skagra.
Fire? No thanks. C'n I choose oral sex death by 23-y.o. putas?
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At least you're not pretending to be a mouse.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:54,
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if this is SkagraWHY THE FUCK YOU NOT WRITING BOOKS. Your styles varied and interesting, and you can make a pile of bollocks like this readable.
If not Skagra, still interesting. Write books.
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