Bad Smells
"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
I was once sitting in the bath putting various computer peripherals up my Mr Matey-lubed rectum
when I had a sudden urge to break wind. Long story short I guffed out my own mouse.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:22,
4 replies)
Once you start farting in your peripherals
It's all downhill from there.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:29,
closed)
Except for anything fan cooled.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:52,
closed)
aye, before long you'll be
shitting in the 1940s
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:13,
closed)
Matey's no good
You want Radox.
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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 10:46,
closed)