Baby Poo Demons
When our daughter was just over a year old, my husband and I took her, his ancient grandparents, and mother out for a nice Chinese meal. Batty old great-gran decided that somewhat iffy scallops in brown sauce was suitable food for a tiny tot, and proceeded to pop them into her mouth when we weren't looking. The child began to cry about half an hour later, and we made our excuses and drove home (an hour's drive from the restaurant). In the meantime she had passed said iffy scallops. And passed more when we got home. And more after that. Needless to say, it was if the gates of hell had opened a day-old seafood restaurant in our small apartment. We opened every window, despite it being the middle of December, and still could hardly breathe. Poor child eventually just passed out from exhaustion.
(heatherlouwho, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:27, Reply)