"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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I make parts for my own guitars. Now, rosewood is called rosewood because it smells (faintly) of roses when it's cut/sanded. It's quite pleasant. I use bone for nuts and saddles. I found out the hard way that I should use hand tools so that it doesn't overheat. One day I took the idea that I should grind a saddle to shape and thickness rather than using my usual method of filing and sanding.
Semi-burning hot bone smells like the arse of satan would if he was popping his demonic infected piles with red-hot needles and spraying the hot pus directly up your nostrils. Worse than that, the smell lingers in yur clothes/hair/furnishings for fucking ages.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:24, 8 replies)
Yep - I can second that. I did a course in luthiery. hot bone stinks like fuck and lingers.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:58, closed)
I now use files/saws to get the shape and wet&dry (used wet) for thicknessing.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:57, closed)
I've just done a bit of sick in my mouth while giggling at the phrase "popping his demonic infected piles with red-hot needles and spraying the hot pus directly up your nostrils."
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 19:00, closed)
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