Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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A friend of mine fires lasers into peoples eyes and claims it helpsthem see better"why don't you get lasik, Teebie"
- "because I don't want to smell my eyeballs burning"
"it's not burning, it's ablation"
[pause]
- "ablation means burning, doesn't it"
"yes it does"
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:07, 3 replies)
It's not so bad, a bit like grilled octopusand you can only smell it for a couple of minutes, tops
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:25,
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My vasectomy was given a festive feel, when the cautery pen filled the air with the scent of slightly overcooked popcorn.Sealing the wound with toffee sauce seemed like a step too far, mind.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:15,
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The Missus had that done.I can still see her though.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:29,
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