Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Bastard truck driversI once worked as a fitter at an asphalt plant. Christmas break was when most places do all their shutdown maintenance, so they are all good for the next year of business. It's also usually around 38deg C on average. We're doing shutdown maintenance, so is the local sewerage farm, all their sludgey old shit is being carted out in trucks. It sticks to the sides, there is ooze come out between the body and the tailgate and dripping on the ground. These trucks were using our weighbridge, as we were just down the road. Bastard truck drivers, pull up, park right next to our smoko area, then leave their cabs and fuck off down the road for their smoko.
CUNTS.....Imagine having your smoko next to every rotting shit, every person in the town has had in the last year.
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Ah now, just because someone feels that 'people park next to my lorry and I am angry about it' it doesn't....have to mean that they're a fat fiftysomething with anger issues and a failing marriage.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:25,
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High profile British 'comedy' website in bullying away an entire continent shocker(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:40,
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WOW! That was so puerile. Nice & cathartic. (
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:30,
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