Bad Smells
"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
( , Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
( , Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Not my story, but a friends.
I'd attended what could only be described as a bukkake party, along with numerous other guys and one filthy middle aged slag. Three or four men at a time were spraying their cock-porridge onto her face and tits until she looked Dan Ackroyd from the closing scenes of Ghostbusters.
It stank like a dewy London park on a summers morning. I polled the other guys standing around about in an overly autistic fashion for the benefit of the story, to see if it was just me who thought this. Apparently, 97% agreed it stank and the nine who didn't were only there for the smell of spunk anyway.
Anyway, long story short: YM.
( , Tue 21 Jan 2014, 16:41, 1 reply)
I'd attended what could only be described as a bukkake party, along with numerous other guys and one filthy middle aged slag. Three or four men at a time were spraying their cock-porridge onto her face and tits until she looked Dan Ackroyd from the closing scenes of Ghostbusters.
It stank like a dewy London park on a summers morning. I polled the other guys standing around about in an overly autistic fashion for the benefit of the story, to see if it was just me who thought this. Apparently, 97% agreed it stank and the nine who didn't were only there for the smell of spunk anyway.
Anyway, long story short: YM.
( , Tue 21 Jan 2014, 16:41, 1 reply)
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