Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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That sounds awful. Marmite flavoured cheese is bad enough.It shouldn't really be regarded as an ingredient, except as a possible addition to stock.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:38,
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I've got some Vintage Extra-Strong Marmite in the kitchen cupboard.Lovely stuff.
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.Yeti., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:51,
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Like Marmite, but more Marmitey,so you can use less of it?
I didn't know that Marmite could be aged, I'd always assumed it was inert.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 11:56,
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Now featuring nanoparticles for spreading a submolecular layer on your toast.The aging process is presumably similar to how dinosaurs turn into coal.
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.Yeti., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:13,
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I'm surprised it doesn't achieve sentience at that point and just jump out of the jar and wander off.
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Designed-in obsolescenceMarmite particles are bred lysine-deficient to enable population control. Otherwise you risk a marmite event horizon
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Yeast-zombie apocalypse!Is that the plot to The Last Of Us?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:48,
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