"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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I remember correctly a B3ta memeber tried a dose from his wifes backside. I'll try and track down the story for a further explanation.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:36, closed)
but she ate a load of the stuff, he went down on her, she farted causing him to boke all over her strange :( Who said romance is dead?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:49, closed)
www.b3ta.com/questions/bestandworstfood/post1221743
(, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:51, closed)
I especially like the ending -
'She ran screaming to the bathroom leaving a trail of stomach acid, alcohol and rotten chunks of fish behind her on the floor as it gushed from her burning mimsy'
MMMMMM burning!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:22, closed)
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