Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Stolen from the babysitterI was 8 years old and the babysitter was taking me for a swimming lesson.
She was grumbling about how much she hated me and didn't want to take me swimming.
I decided to be a brat and steal the lit cigarette out of her hand. I ran off down the road with it whilst she screamed after me that she was going to kill me. So I decided to annoy her more by taking a big drag on her cigarette. Next thing I knew I was doubled over coughing and the baby sitter was giving me a spanking.
You'd think that would have put me off smoking , but it didn't work as 4 years later I was smoking my own. Not been spanked whilst smoking since then though. Which is a bit of a shame really.
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BUTT FART is currently addicted to Improbable Island, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 19:52,
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