Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Wrath of God stuff!Many years ago, my gran and grandad held Christmas parties for the family around their nice big house: generally the kids drunk fizzy pop and ran around all hyper and the uncles would drink a bit too much - all good though.
One year, the conversation got onto religion: my uncle - a hairy beardy man who used to smoke far too much for anyones good - telling everyone that if God does exist then he must be some sort of bastard: I mean, what sort of God allows the suffering in the world?
This blasphemy went on for about five minutes or so: ending with the statement "may God strike me down if I'm wrong but if he does exist, he's the biggest fool there is".
Going to light a cigarette after his religious rant, his lighter blew up in his face and took out his beard and mustache in one ball of flame.
Not sure if this is a lesson in why smoking can be bad for you in unique ways or why you shouldn't insult higher deities: but on both counts, I try to keep my nose clean ;)
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