Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Smoking fun storiesMy Dad used to smoke a pipe. About age 5, in the car, I asked him what it was like. He handed me the lit pipe (Player's Navy Cut - filthy stuff) and I puffed happily away at it.
Then he pointed out that I wasn't supposed to be blowing. Suck. Cough. Hack. Spit. Cough. Gulp. Never smoked again.
My cousins once booby-trapped my Aunt's fags with comedy bangers. You get them in packs of 3, so after the 3rd one went bang, she relaxed. Unfortunately, they had bought 7 packets and had booby-trapped every last one of the 20 in the pack. It was Christmas day, so nowhere was open to buy a replacement pack. By the end of the day she was in a bad way, oscillating between nicotine fit and stressful anticipation of the next explosion.
Oh, and another one. I used to dip my Dad's matches in either sodium chlorate solution (woof) or sodium silicate solution (fsss). Again, stress-inducing fun.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:41,
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