Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
(
chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
« Go Back
Bad choiceBack when I was about 18, I had a girlfriend who absolutely HATED smoking - it started off as innocently asking me not to smoke just before we kissed, graduated to asking me not to smoke when we were going out, to full-blown telling me if she catches me with a cigarette again it was over. For a while, I actually (shamefully) resorted to having secret fags whenever she wasn't around, then hiding the smell with Lynx and mouthwash, before thinking, "What the fuck am I doing?" and dumping the controlling bitch.
Only thing was, she was a great shag. So, I essentially chose cigarettes over great sex.
I am an idiot
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:57, 1 reply)
I told my ex-"My quitting isn't the only solution to you not liking the smell. You start smoking or else we're over."
We're over, funnily enough.
On another note, it always amazes me how most smokers think that with a bit of covering scent, no-one will notice.
When I'm on patches, I can smell a sneaky smoker at ten paces every time.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 3:20, closed)
« Go Back