Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Grungers weren't so tough.I was 15 and my dad had run off with what I can only describe as a foul-trout of a woman. To annoy him I decided I'd take up smoking. The worst thing was my mum was the one to give me my first cigarette. I often think her intention was to put me off them for life as she offered me one of those French ones that sear your lungs. I coughed for an hour afterwards.
If that was her plan it failed. Later whilst in college I went to the pub with some friends and lit one of these foul French ciggies (I'd just been on a booze cruise so I bought a few packets for the hell of it) and the ultra-hardcore grungers on the next table noticed.
One of them who had apparently been hit by a bus when he was younger (either that or he was just thick as shite for no reason) asked for one of my deadly filterless Gauloise fags thinking he was up to the challenge.
He inhaled, he went green, then a 20 minute coughing fit ensued. It's bad enough to be drank under the table by a girl but outsmoked by one....
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 3:23, Reply)
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