Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Like LightningI've never smoked. I decided at a young age that i didn't like the smell, I also watched my fathers many and agonizing attempts to quit, so as i went through school it never had any appeal. As I've grown up the redness of smoker friends had turned a quiet and passive dislike into an active hatred, and so I honed my skills to become..... anti-smoking ninja. I could relieve an offender of their fuminous wands in a flick of the wrist. The drunker of them would even raise the now empty hand to the mouth, and the look of confusion turning to rage pure gold. Packets would vanish, lit fags mysteriously extinguish. My powers were beyond the realm of mortal man. Possibly, in reality i was a drunk prick wrecking people smokes, but near enough I say. At the hight of my powers we were sat round a table in the pub, the girlfriend and i were deep in conversation when an associate took to filling our world with their smokey fumes. With many, many pints down and in the style of movie hard men everywhere i turned, took the cigarette from their hands and held it before them betwixt right thumb and forefinger. With left thumb and forefinger i casually ground off the burning end, then handed back the mangled remains. Job done, I returned to my conversation without a flinch. The effect was beyond what i could have hoped. It stopped the table. My ninga like coolness surrounded me and I truly felt nothing. What i did feel were the massive and matching blisters on my thumb and finger for the next painful and puss filled week, but no-one present aside from the GF needed to know that.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 4:29, 1 reply)
OH dearI'm glad I never met you with antics like that. I'm not meaning to sound nasty or anything, but don't you think all that was a bit on the daft side? I know people who would try (and possibly suceed) in getting you nicked for harrassment or somesuch if you attepted the like with them.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:42, closed)
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