I don't smoke
If you take it that smoking and being a smoker is a regular activity, then I don't smoke. I've had a couple (who hasn't, really?), and I've had a few joints back at uni, but on the whole I don't smoke. I find it rather repulsive, and it's just not for me. I do like nicotine though... arse. Until about a year ago, I was getting through nicotine patches fast. Very fast. You know that episode of The Simpsons where Krusty gives up smoking, and ends up with patches covering his whole body, including his ring piece? That was me. Except I pushed them inside.
Addictive personality? Nooooooooooooo, not me guv.

Recently though, salvation has arrived for my craving in the form of my girlfriends mother! To steal a phrase from Humpty, my girlfriend is Swedish. In Sweden, that have a form of tobacco called Snus. It's tobacco that's been cured, then placed in little teabags that you then put onder your lip. No lighters, stained fingers, no patches (the small ones I have hold about 4 times more nicotine as a cigarette, larger ones as much as 12 times) and I can use them in work. Oh, and they cost about £1.50 for 20.

Also, they're great for flicking at the chavvy bastards who ride around my lovely town of Wantage on their hairdryers after they've spent an hour in my mouth... A piece of brown slimy tobaccoy goodness straight down their lovely white market top or (if I'm lucky) in their mouth breathing face (never quite managed in the mought yet!)
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 7:39, 1 reply)

Ooh nice
Can you get this Snus imported? Would really like to try it
(russ0r, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:57, closed)