MMMMmm love smoke
I loved the smell of smoke as a kid, if I was near someone smoking outside I'd get as close as I could and breathe in as much as I could. I can never understand peoples "eww, smoke stinks!" attitude. Yes, stale smoke on clothes stinks and a lot of people smoking in an enclosed space is a bit minging, but in general it's looovely.

As a kid of about 11 we would get my mates gas-stove out and roll bits of paper up and smoke them, looking back, yes it was strange but I loved the taste, guess I was designed to smoke.

Moving on a year or so, I nicked a smoke out my mates dad's fag-box. My colon was aquivver with fear and excitement that I might get rumbled.

I managed to get hold of some matches from somewhere, fucked off to somewhere I was SURE nobody would spot me, set fire to the end but wasn't aware I needed to actually suck the thing to get it to light properly so spent about 10 matches just having problems before I finally got a drag and really didn't know what the fuss was about. A few months later, once I realised that inhalation was the key to enjoying a good smoke I was hooked.

Been smoking for 13 years now, don't really feel of ill health in any form and my lungs are fine, but as I now have 2 young children I have came to the realisation that if smoking does have a negative affect on my health it won't just be me who is affected and would be selfish for me to disregard that so I have promised myself to quit before I'm 30 (This coming July)


Incidentally I would NEVER smoke anywhere near children, in fact I don't even let them SEE me smoke or smoke in the house/car when they aren't there, they are ages 1 & 3, it makes me sick when I see parents forcing their children to live in a house full of smoke. Christ, I don't even like picking them up if my coat stinks of smoke.

Smoking is my choice, not theirs.


I can knock down trees with my giant cock
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 8:55, 2 replies)

for the cock comment..,.
... and managing to make me re-live the exciting fear of wondering if your going to get caught - we all experienced a million times as kids... Adrenaline. Lots of it.

*click*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:32, closed)

I still occasionally
steal a quid out of my wifes purse with a fear of getting caught, although I am the only person in the house who earns money so not technically stealing, It;s like being 11 again and nicking 10p for a mix-up
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 11:27, closed)