Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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A Dim And Distant MemoryIn the dim and distant past I worked for a firm of solicitors as the lowest of the low. All the shittiest jobs were mine. Linking correspondence to files, sorting out paperclips that had become entangled you know the sort of dross. One of the partners was a lazy twunt at the best of times and frequently made my life hell by failing to put stuff out for filing and then demanding I find files etc.
Eventually the other partners got sick of him and he was asked to piss off (or whatever it is solicitors do to other errant solicitors). After he had left it was discovered he had been keeping a large bag of correspondence hidden away. Yes, you've guessed it. Muggins was given the job of tidying it all away and ensuring the files were given to the correct partners.
That, friends, was my first sack o'writs.
Length? Only when mischievous.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:43, Reply)
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