whitey
when i was a wee lad - of around 14 or so, the big thing around our school was smoking hash. the whole hooplah of having to knock on strange doors in dodgy towerblocks to score little lumps of (seemingly) flat cat poo in little cling film wraps was the height of decadence. then there was the clumsy attempts to roll joints sometimes taking up to 20 minutes. these poorly rolled joints contained tobacco - usualy from a brand of cigarettes called 'Kensitas Club Kingsize' -the fag de jour. These fuckers were strong enough, but with the filter ripped of and a hefty belt of 'black' in there 'whiteys' were a common occurance for young master spimf - and drew much mickey taking. I thought it was more the fags than the hash making me queasy so i hatched a plan.

I reserched what i thought looked like a 'classy' brand. This was done my looking at fag ads in my dads stash of soft porn mags. Dunhill - those were the fuckers for a dashing young blade such as i. So i bought some. I must have been the only kid on our council estate with a packet of dunhill.

So my first cigarette was in my bedroom at 1 am with the lights out and the window open. Gazing out into the quiet steet with no sound but the crackle of glowing paper and tobacco felt quite magical as i inhaled poison into my little pink lungs.

ffwd 20 years. i eventually stopped smoking hash - it fucks your head. seeing my mate i grew up with smoking hash with being sectioned then eventually commiting suicide proved that as far as i was concerned - I dont care what people say. long term its a bad drug.

the fags. well i gave them up 3 stones ago. dont miss em either.

length - it looses length the harder you suck it
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:58, Reply)