Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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An older neighbour......convinced me it would be a great idea if I, at the age of 7 or 8, stole a packet of 20 Red Band from my mothers handbag and would meet up with him a while after.
So ofcourse being the guliable cunt I seem to be, I did. I forgot about them for a few hours and kept them in my bag, the very same friend invited me to go swimming with him that very afternoon.
Off we totted to the local pool, started changing to go swimming and came upon the stolen fags. We smoked all 20 of them, in the changing rooms. Turning green and coughing like a miner as we did so.
Eventually all 20 had gone and we got into the pool feeling a little worse for wear. After a good 10 minutes, I had a coughing fit in the pool, followed by a 5 minute spout of projectile vomitting. Running back into the changing room in shame after turning the pool a bile yellow, I slip and fall and break my ankle.
To make matters worse after getting back from the hospital my mum decided being in a cast for 8 weeks wasn't punishment enough for stealing her fags, and forced me to smoke another 20.
Ouch.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:25, Reply)
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