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This is a question Your first cigarette

To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?

Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.

Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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You could've knocked me down with a reasonably-sized baseball bat when I discovered Borat's cousin had decided to change his religion and embrace Guru Nanak...


And that was my first ______________________


*apologises*
*skulks off back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:31, 9 replies)
Ooooo! OOOOOOO!!!!
Me Sir! Me Sir!

Sikh-Horat Sir!

Did I get it sir? did I? Did I?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:34, closed)
Sikh-Borat
These are too easy...
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:35, closed)
yay!

althegeordie, have 4 meeeellion points!

Go to the top of the class!
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:35, closed)
cigarette?
hides
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:37, closed)
I don't mean to be rude but...
...is it Poo-flake


or Poof-lake?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:00, closed)
Although neither versions are particularly flattering...

It's Poo-flake.


I'm afraid I'm yet another example of a username that didn’t exactly have much thought put into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:08, closed)
@Che
You 'orrible, 'orrible man.

Now every time I read one of that nice Mr. Pooflake's stories, I'm going to be sniggering just as much (if not more) as Poof-lake.

Yeah, I know. Mind of a particularly immature 11 year old in the body of a 33 year old muppet
(I helped save b3ta! Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:22, closed)
Meh, I'm used to it Fireflier...

Every time Mr Legless was kind enough to reply to my posts, he called me Poof-lake.
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:35, closed)
Oh dear,
unoriginal as well unamusing - double whammy day - and on my birthday too.

Wake me up when it's Thursday someone.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:36, closed)

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