Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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student speakWhen I was a student, I found it hilarious to give everything an exaggeratedly complex name to show how clever I thought I was. Thus a burger became a "meat-based sandwich snack" and a bike became a "bi-wheeled auto-powered vehicular conveyance." How we howled with mirth at our own amazing cleverness. Then one day I was offered a Marlboro by a friend with the immortal words "Would you like a tubular, tobacco-filled flame-assisted time-passer?" I laughed so hard that my kidneys came out through my nose.
That was my first tubular, tobacco-filled flame-assisted time passer!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:47, Reply)
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