Your first cigaretteTo be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?
Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.
Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.
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chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Well...Once I posted a silly pun in a boring QOTW and a huge bandwagon of craptastical puns followed in much the same manner as a tsunami of textual effluent.
So to get away from the horror of knowing what I have started I went to the local convenience store and bought a pack of Malboros, the first time I've ever even bought cigarettes, never mind smoke the cancersticks.
They're fucking vile, I don't know why you lot enjoy raping your lungs with these rolled up tubes of tar, drugs and cheap glue.
My first and last fag, thanks to me trying not to contribute in a QOTW. There's irony there, but I'm coughing so hard I can't fucking type it out.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:30, Reply)
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