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Ever said something you've regretted on the internet? Seen somebody make an arse of themselves? Know somebody who posts first and asks questions later? Dob them in to us, the internet police. (We last did this five years ago before Twitter, LinkedIn and Facebook really took off, so now's the time for an update)

Thanks to Benny Blanco from the Bronx for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 15:00)
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it is comes across?
it is come across?

really, with grammar like that you're in no position to call anyone "functionally illiterate"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 0:33, 1 reply)

Try expanding it to "it has".

You know, if you'd not wasted your school career making enthusiastic drum noises in assembly, you could have worked that out for yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 1:10, closed)

I think we can close b3ta now - this interesting, pithy, perfectly-punctuated retort has rendered all further postings pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 1:19, closed)

Sorry, I nodded off for a few hours there. I guess you score a TKO by dint of being unbearably dull.

How are your peas?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 9:57, closed)
yeah, this subthread's getting a bit stale now
UNNNNNNNNNG UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG oh god UNNNNNNGAAAAAAAAAAAAHPARPSPLOSH that's the noise you make when you're trying to do a toilet and it won't come out
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 17:56, closed)
Watch out GVP
he may make up a poem about your mum

Just saying, do you really want to upset someone that has that kind of power?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 19:27, closed)
if he spends time drafting dour snide poetry, he'll have less time to go out and murder prostitutes
it's worth the risk
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:16, closed)

Aww, bless - you two have formed a retarded little mutual support group. You'll be singing upbeat motivational songs (just wait for gzzprfdffl's ad-libbed drum noises!) and plaiting each other's hair before sundown.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:19, closed)

must... post... another... smartarse... comment...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 21:28, closed)

smartarse...
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 16:15, closed)

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