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Ever said something you've regretted on the internet? Seen somebody make an arse of themselves? Know somebody who posts first and asks questions later? Dob them in to us, the internet police. (We last did this five years ago before Twitter, LinkedIn and Facebook really took off, so now's the time for an update)

Thanks to Benny Blanco from the Bronx for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 15:00)
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"Reverse trolling" seems to be The In Thing now.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:02, 33 replies)
I'm more about the reverse cowboy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:04, closed)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:05, closed)
Not the rhinestone variety, then?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:06, closed)
Tend to scratch the anal passage.
I prefer natural pearls.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:23, closed)
It's all about the reverse Dutch steamboat, these days.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:26, closed)
The cool kidz go for reflux Cleveland steamers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 13:22, closed)
Hah,
Shambo finally ignored me, but I can see from the fact there are 3 replies here, he's still grinding away.

Poor Shambo. Even his hatemail has dried up now.
(username failed moderation, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:12, closed)
Bless. I like the 'finally' bit.
It implies I had the first idea who he was before an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:23, closed)
Oh Shambollicks, you
cheeky monkey!
(username failed moderation, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:24, closed)
You're more upset than I am, etc etc

(McChinaman banned, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:13, closed)
No, I'm defintely more upset than
you.

Or Rory.

I've lost track.

Shambo is apoplectic though. I've been trying to get that dumb bastard to bite for months, and he finally did.
(username failed moderation, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:23, closed)
So you've been weakly trolling me for months and now that I've finally noticed you it's me who is angry.
Brilliant. I almost wish I'd noticed you sooner. You're a budget Weepy Phantom.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:38, closed)
Sorry Shambo
it's too late.

I've gone right off you. Stop flirting with me.
(username failed moderation, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:46, closed)
Ooh, is he having a meltdown?
That would be ironic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:54, closed)
I've got a certificate in advanced upset from the University of Fury.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:24, closed)
You know that person who's less upset than I am?
That's you, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 13:51, closed)
See the Dalai Lama sipping chamomile tea and getting a foot rub while China announces the independence of Tibet?
That's you, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:04, closed)
See that sweaty guy, gurning away while thrusting his engorged member between my mother's dry, flaky lips?
That's y..no hang on, what?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 14:43, closed)
I'M NOT YOUR REAL DAD!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:04, closed)
Brown Star Wars, possible movie idea
Luke was conceived by artificial means, Jedis try to keep the hetero dream alive, the dark side is now the rainbow side
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:18, closed)
The Emperor played by Charles Hawtrey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:49, closed)
C3PO played by someone not quite so fabulous.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 15:53, closed)
Jason Statham.
Fred Phelps as Ben Kenobi.
Jarjar Binks as every other character.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:15, closed)
David Jason would get shot and fall onto the table.
AND THEN HAN WOULD MAKE A FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 16:44, closed)
RODNEY SHOT FIRST

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 17:19, closed)
Response o' the week.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 18:46, closed)
Is this
a star wars thing?
(username failed moderation, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 8:47, closed)

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