God damn those Facebook status...
So last Wednesday I was working nights, well should have been, but I decide i'm going for a few drinks early afternoon before heading into work.

Being of the modern "binge drinking you've-got-a-drink-problem" youth a couple of quick pints turned into a session which lasted all afternoon and into the late evening, suffice to say I didn't go to work.

I get home about 1am, 3 hours after I should have gone to work and update my Facebook status to say I was completely shitfaced and that if I got beaten by my friend at pool again I'd shove the pool queue up his arse.

I went to work Thursday night and had my "return to work" interview with the manager, telling him some bullshit story of being majorly sick and having a weird 24-hour bug. What a mistake, just as the interview was finishing he said "so how many games of pool did you lose yesterday? I suggest next time you bunk work you don't tell Facebook what you're upto - especially when your friends with half the management team."

Bollocks.

I still have to hide my face when I see him.
Oops.
(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:19, 7 replies)

More and more people are being displined for stuff they do on bemyfacebo...
You are very lucky!
(KavyMan Living on the ceiling, no more room down there..., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:40, closed)

More and more people are being displined for stuff they do on bemyfacebo...
You are very lucky! Good story though!
(KavyMan Living on the ceiling, no more room down there..., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:42, closed)

i hate to break it to you
but you're a tard for letting your managers add you.
i NEVER confimr anyone in a position to drop me in the shit on facebook. would you socialise with em? then chances are they arent your friends.
this is what happens whehn you try to be the most popular.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:01, closed)

Completely the opposite where I work
My manager is on facebook, and added me. Considering we at work possibly may have something of a drinking problem, facebook helps to at least keep it to an organised drinking problem.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:15, closed)

Perhaps...
But my problem is that I've been there for sometime, and the members of management I am friends with weren't management at the time.

They were just plods like me.
(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:17, closed)

I commend your stupidity
That was quite an amazing thought that your management mates wouldn't see it...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:47, closed)

But the point is..
I was too drunk to realise what I was doing...
(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Wed 17 Sep 2008, 17:00, closed)