My brother and I used to apologise for EVERYTHING
Like, if we moved aside to let someone walk past on the pavement, we'd apologise. If we wanted someone to move out of the way so we could get past we'd apologise. If we sang a wrong note in choir we'd apologise.

One day my mum took us aside and tried to explain the nuances of the legal system to us. "If you say sorry, you're saying it's your fault, and then that person can sue you. If you don't say sorry it's not your fault."

My brother went up to a school bully and kicked him in the crotch, then ran off shouting, "It's not my fault, I didn't say soooorrryyyyy!"
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 23:59, 5 replies)

Your mother is a moron.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 8:06, closed)

Who raised morons.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 8:11, closed)

It's morons all the way back.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 8:14, closed)

Moron this later.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:00, closed)

True enough
We were 4, mind.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 20:00, closed)