I would probably be best if you were to sit down for this. I’ll confess and apologize, but you have to promise not to get angry if I do. I’m not going to sugar-coat this. It’s bad, really bad, but you have to swear that you won't get mad when I tell you, because if you get upset and yell about how you're really disappointed in me, I'm just not going to say anything.

All right, here we go.

There’s no easy way to put this, so get ready, because here it comes.

If you get all huffy, you will be the one at fault, not me. It’s really not that big a deal. I’m only human, you know? And anyway, who are you to judge? Are you perfect? Can you really cast the first stone?

You still want an apology? Wow, you’re not making this easy for me. Not easy at all.

Well, here goes. I... I...

You know what? Forget it. I don’t have to do this. You're not better than me, and I don't have to do this. Just forget it.

Sincerely,

-- Lance A.
(Roving Blowtorch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:53, 2 replies)

Oooh!
Cutting. Remind me not to get on the wrong side of you.

*click*

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:50, closed)

That took balls,
that did.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:03, closed)