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With Tesco taking out full page adverts to say sorry for selling us ponyburgers, now is the time for us all to say Sorry.
Write a letter of apology to someone who deserves it.

props to Monty_Boyce

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:50)
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Dear Morgan Major...
I am so sorry that I deliberately piddled on your shoes after you had kicked me in the arse. I am doubly sorry that your housemaster saw fit to punish you for your misdemeanour. Even sorrier that you injured yourself when you sought revenge on the rugby pitch.

Yes, you were indeed a sorry bastard, even at age 13. You're probably doing tme now, and I'm sorry about that, too.

EDIT: Morgan Major was the senior of two brothers at boarding school. Git. I am amused to discover today that Morgan Major was also a kid's toy, described as a "handheld children's organ". Well, he was a prick to me.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:19, 2 replies)
No way to treat a small, plastic,
musical toy.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:31, closed)
That particular cultural reference is lost on me

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:34, closed)
Major Morgan
was a kids toy.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08, closed)
The poor bastard
Wasn't being called Morgan Major bad enough punishment?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:31, closed)
Sorry for not knowing about the toy
It was at a boarding school, and the boys were known by their surnames only. Morgan Major and Morgan Minor were brothers, you see. I had never heard of this toy until today.

Apologies for misleading you. I never knowlingly peed on a children's toy.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 22:13, closed)

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