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With Tesco taking out full page adverts to say sorry for selling us ponyburgers, now is the time for us all to say Sorry.
Write a letter of apology to someone who deserves it.

props to Monty_Boyce

(, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:50)
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I'm sorry to the young lady, who's name escapes me now...
...that I was engaging in a numerically named sexual position with, a few years back.
Looking back, a vindaloo may not have been the ideal meal to have on our date. And although I was rather proud of the sniper-like accuracy at which I fired the intestinal gas up your unsuspecting nostrils, I feel it ruined the moment somewhat. A feeling which was confirmed by you rushing to the bathroom retching as you fled.

I am also sorry for getting dressed and leaving at that moment, going back to the pub and copping off with someone else...
I am also a little sorry that I did not fart up her nose as well.
(, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:05, 3 replies)
Cor! ^ True Lad! ^
Save it for FHM you fuckwit.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:36, closed)
Well, this seems like an entirely believable story.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 22:00, closed)
I had sex with a woman, once.
I'm just waiting for the right qotw, so I can tell you all about it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:19, closed)
Course you did.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:05, closed)

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