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In the 90's, before Emo was invented, I was what people who aren't Emo today call today's Emo's - a mopey teenage twat. Archetypal not many friends, girls won't look twice at me type. My parents thought I was growing my hair long "to rebel" (Guevara had nowt on me and my follicles). I wasn't, I could just never get it to do what I wanted and I was into Iron Maiden. The kids at school accused me of listening to Marilyn Manson just to try and be different. That, and Marilyn Manson were wicked in the mid-to-late 90's. Unconventional, I know.

Tragically the soundtrack to my Sixth Form was Oasis' tragicomic excretion of an album, What's the Story (Morning Glory). The tone-deaf twats I went to school with stuck it on EVERY BREAK in the common room. This brings my ill-thought out post to a mercifully quick conclusion, one designed to vent my spleen, provoke debate and hopefully buy a few cheap clicks

IF YOU LISTEN TO OASIS YOU'RE A CUNT

I thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:20, 16 replies)

While I concur with your findings
Coming from someone who declares Marylin Manson wicked offers your exclamation no support.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:43, closed)

Past tense!
WERE wicked! In the 90's! When I was young and knew no better than to proclaim such things, or used the word "wicked"!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:52, closed)

The first 2 Oasis albums were excellent.....
...but Iron Maiden have always been shite. IMHO.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:52, closed)

Just a heads up
You put the words "excellent" and "shite" in the wrong places there. They should be the other way round.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:09, closed)

IYHO.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:10, closed)

No - he's right
And my opinion ain't humble. It's just scientific fact.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:13, closed)

H = Honest, in this instance
And it may be his (and your) honest opinion, but it doesn't make it right of course...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:19, closed)

Er ... yes it does.
My opinion is always right.

EG The Smiths.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:35, closed)

It may not surprise you to find I concur with oball
It's weird being backed up in an argument with an Oasis fan. Quick, let's mock his haircut and nick his lunch money
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:20, closed)

Steady now....
...my musical background is strictly rock. However, that doesn't mean that I can't recognise an excellent album when I hear one.

And to emphasize - I said the first 2 albums - the rest have been shite. I don't think that would qualify me as an Oasis fan.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:24, closed)

Bit of a sweeping statement there.
Might as well say "if you have brown hair you're a bumlord" or something.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:26, closed)

That's a touch unfair
For example, whilst many bumlords may have brown hair, possibly even a majority of them, there is no proven correlation between hair colour and fondness for cock. Whereas being an Oasis fan (the good Reverend has taken steps to distance himself from this distinction despite a previous fondness) actually does make you a cunt. It's been proven by clever scientists.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:30, closed)

Wait. I'm confused.
I've got brown hair - am I a bumlord or a cunt?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:35, closed)

It's really very difficult for us to make that judgement
But B3ta is probably not the best place to throw those questions open to your peers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:46, closed)

Dude! Excellent verbal stunt piloting with that first sentence.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:30, closed)

Cheers
:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:46, closed)