Exclusive Facilities...
Hullo. Long-time lurker. First post. etc.

When I was at Uni, the first-year accomodation I lived in was a converted row of houses, with shared showers and toilets in the basement of each. I lived in a small house (only 5 rooms), which shared 3 toilets and 3 showers with another small-ish house next door.

Half way through Freshers' Week, I'm taking a rather nasty hangover dump and suddenly I hear someone come into the loos, then squeal, turn around, and leave. Fair enough, I think, it was rather nasty in there.

A few minutes later, the door opens again and there's banging on the cubicle door. Luckily I'd finished, so I did up my trousers and opened the door to be confronted by a girl from the housenext door.

'What the FUCK do you think you're doing in my toilet?'

I apologised for the surprise (why? just being polite I suppose) and patiently explained to her that I lived in the house next door and we shared toilets. Problem solved, I thought. Simple misunderstanding on her part.

However, in the conversation that followed it became apparent it was a much bigger misunderstanding. Not only had she not realised that her house shared toilets with ours, she didn't realise they were shared with anyone else at all. In fact, she had assumed she was the only person who lived in her house, and had been sending emails to the accomodation manager for two days complaining that she couldn't open the 'lounge and studies' upstairs (i.e. the other bedrooms).

How spoiled do you have to be to think the Uni would give you three toilets and showers and a three storey house per person?

Perhaps unsurprisingly, she later got kicked out for, in the words of her tutor, 'being thick'.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:44, 4 replies)

Talk about sheltered
I'm amazed at the little bubble she made for herself. Was this in England?
(muzzvsworld, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:38, closed)

Oxford Uni
Perhaps explains it a little. To be fair only one of the other rooms was occupied in her house at the time because some of the students hadn't arrived yet, but I was still gobsmacked.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:29, closed)

I do hope
you took the opportunity to refer to her as "Mr Bridger"?
(ragged, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:23, closed)

Ha
Had to google that before it twigged.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:25, closed)