I will end up strangling her.
I am the eldest of 3 girls. I'm currently working in the USA after finishing my PhD, middle sister lives at home whilst working as a nurse, and youngest sister is at art school.

So, which of us is the spoilt one? Which of us was told (by mum, in the presence of all three of us) that mum and dad will pay for their wedding only, as they can really only afford 1 wedding? Which of us has had 6 of the last 8 months off sick with one of the following medical complaints: a cold, a bad cold, oh it's the flu this time, a cold, a burn on her arm from the cooker, a broken back (unconfirmed by repeated x-rays), an ear infection, a sore foot, a blister, and (my favourite) galloping diahorrea caused by the fact that she hadn't realised that defrosting a chicken breast is not the same as cooking it? (She told me that she was being bullied at work - apparently they had asked her to work harder, and to only take 1 hour lunchbreaks, rather than the 2 hour ones she had been taking. Bullying?!) Which of us has been bailed out by the parents no less than 4 times because she lent money to friends and never got it back? (and then it turned out that she had actually spent it all in pizza hut and ann summers). which of us has repeatedly left my mother in tears by being so outrageously rude it would be a mercy to shoot her, but is then slipped a hundred quid to keep her happy when she's had a bad day? which of us gets a ride to work every day from my father, even though she starts work at 7 am, and he starts at 9, so he has to get up at 6, wake her up, get her breakfast (WTF?!), drive her the 40 minutes to work in silence whilst she sullenly listens to her ipod, then go home, pick mum up, and set off for their jobs?

And she then had the temerity to tell me that she thinks I'm spoilt because our parents plan to spend their money on flying to the USA to visit me next year, when they could be putting a deposit on a flat for her.

Ok, I've lost my temper writing this, I'd better go and calm down.
( ascorbate, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:54, 10 replies)

Don't know
Middle or little?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:05, closed)

I'd say
Middle one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:08, closed)

I'm betting middle
aren't they supposed to have all kinds of hang-ups from being neither the eldest nor the baby. It's all crap, of course.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:10, closed)

yah
it's the middle one. fuckwit mactwit as youngest sis, young brother and i like to call her.
( ascorbate, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:19, closed)

Please
Can I kick her in the stomach?

I need to kick her in the stomach.

I HATE SPOILT PEOPLE
(MNNNNGGH, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:36, closed)

you'd
have to join the back of a pretty long queue. consisting of me, my 2 saner siblings, my boyfriend, younger sister's boyfriend, mactwit's ex boyfriends, and all of her current colleagues.
but yes, you may.
( ascorbate, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:15, closed)

Before I saw the answer I thought it would be the youngest one because of art school being full of pretentious twats.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:09, closed)

galloping diahorrea caused by the fact that she hadn't realised that defrosting a chicken breast is not the same as cooking it
Now I just bet you all laughed at that one...


Fucking Justice.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:33, closed)

Who is to blame?
No, seriously, I want your opinion. Is it your parents for giving in to her every whim? Or is it her for being a disgusting person?

Discuss.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:38, closed)

I'm empathy clicking...
...because my brother (middle child, I'm youngest, elder sister) is a MASSIVE cunt of an order so high I can't even imagine the entry requirements. Totally and utterly the most miserly and cheap man on the planet - and if there is one thing I can't stand, its mean people.

Your sister sounds like a kindred spirit to him - so I feel your anger and frustration completely. Have a *clicky* and we can think about kicking them both in the cunt together.

*clicky*
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:40, closed)