Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Tantrum TraumaI was at a bus stop, and this small child started throwing a tantrum in my ear.
He was holding a small toy remote-controlled helicopter that came from Argos. He kept shouting "This is a rubbish toy! This is a rubbish toy!". As the tantrum went on, it turned out he wanted a bigger one.
I had quite a headache, as I've been having reasonably busy days recently. On the eighty-fifth "This is a rubbish toy", and after he paused for breath, I quickly but sternly said "You be grateful for that rubbish toy. Santa doesn't exist, so he won't get you a better one".
The kid stopped crying. He stared at me with glazed eyes. He looked pretty traumatised. His top lip started to quiver. It was then I realised what his father looked like. Big guy, shaved head, scar on the face, about seven foot tall. Pretty agressive. He had quite a stern face on himself. Realising that I was probably going to get hit around the face for ruining this child's dream, the father suddenly broke into a smile, shrugged, and said "Meh. He's old enough to know."
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MateYou HAVE to clock the parents before you abuse children, that's rule number one!
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[inset generic subject]Will you be relying on this statement in court?
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:55,
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WAIT.He doesn't exist?!
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:18,
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This didn't happen"It's all lies on QOTW you know"
*adopts superior attitude and flounces back to /talk*
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It's spaz attacks like this which makes QOTW so dire(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:30, closed)
How ironic, considering you've been responsible for quite a few yourselfPot? Kettle?
"God, this is going to get right onto the main page because of all you sweaty cunts wanking yourselves silly to the thoughts of a lesbian"
Recognise it?
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How wonderfully ironic.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:41,
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Then a girl overheard me and gave me three blowjobs despite my aspergers(
ArthurTheRat, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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Is it self diagnosed aspergers?Because, apparently, that's even more deadly.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:42,
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