ooo i like this one
when i was at uni i met this girl who i had a lot in common with. we didnt know eachother well in first year but in 2nd year we somehow both split up with our boyfriends around the same time and we clicked. so i spent about a year going on nights out, shopping etc. we got on great. i left uni in the summer after everything went TU but we had planned a backpacking trip with a couple of guys we knew around thailand and malaysia. good idea on the onset but when we finally got there her true colours came out.

i was well up for roughing it a bit. we found a lodge in the middle of the mountains/jungle and the main dorm was in the attic which i thought was pretty cool but she kicked up such a fuss about her stuff getting nicked we had to shell out for a private room which mugginz here had to keep her company in. so i missed a good night chatting to random people. when we got to thailand she never once got in the pool by our beach huts and when she got pushed in by our mate she stormed off because her mascara ran and when i didnt come back to our hut because i wanted to make sure the boys had found their keys she fell out with me and locked me out the room.

generally these small things just built up during the trip and i exploded with anger and i couldnt bare talk to her when we got back and havent met up with her since. ive never met anyone so high maintenence.

karma did finally get her right in the hoop the night we went to a beach party. we got pretty hammered and on the way home we stopped at the trusty 7/11 for some post drinking snacks. she did moan that she needed the loo but the beach huts were only up the road. so i grabbed some stuff, went to the counter and paid. turned around and she was nowhere to be seen so i looked around the shop, she still wasnt there. went outside and she was standing half way up the road. i walked up to her and she was crying. trying to be sympathetic i asked whats wrong but she pushed me and tried to slap me about the face. screaming that she'd just pissed herself and how could i be so selfish when i know she had IBS! now correct me if i'm wrong but isnt IBS to do with your bowels not your bladder?

however, the good friend that i am i calmed her down and took her back and i never said a word to anyone. of course i was laughing heartily on the inside tho. i may have let as little wee escape out myself it was that funny.
(fernbrittonsexcessskin will give a shit later, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:29, Reply)