Spoilt Brats
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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A good supply of wax
when you're running low is babybell wrappers. Assuming you eat babybell cheeses, anyway.
Cut a "seal" out of a potato or similar, melt the wax with a blowtorch, stamp it, let it dry then cut out the potato.
Then go over the seal for a second or two with the blowtorch to melt the back face and slap it down on the paper.
And THAT, boys and girls, is how you make a properly "authentic" note for your kids from Hogwarts or wherever else they want using only things you'll find in your kitchen.
If you've got the time, masking out a message and spraypainting over it in sparkley gold gives a nice shimmery "magical" look to the text.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:45, Reply)
when you're running low is babybell wrappers. Assuming you eat babybell cheeses, anyway.
Cut a "seal" out of a potato or similar, melt the wax with a blowtorch, stamp it, let it dry then cut out the potato.
Then go over the seal for a second or two with the blowtorch to melt the back face and slap it down on the paper.
And THAT, boys and girls, is how you make a properly "authentic" note for your kids from Hogwarts or wherever else they want using only things you'll find in your kitchen.
If you've got the time, masking out a message and spraypainting over it in sparkley gold gives a nice shimmery "magical" look to the text.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:45, Reply)
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