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Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."

Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.

(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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"He's got twatitude".
I once knew a kid in school who was an awful little shit. A real lavatory induced horror. He was arrogant, conceited, supercilious, dishonest, untrustworthy, treacherous, uncouth, shifty, and also a dick.

He didn’t used to be like this and in fact was a little considerate angel full of humility but then puberty struck and he felt like the world was shit and owed him.

He tried (and succeeded) to steal money from other people including his parents and dripped poison about people behind their back. He was a pornographer, an abuser of substances, an alcoholic as well as being generally nefarious. I could go on.

In his heart of hearts, he knew that he had twatitude but he thought that this was because of his parents. He blamed them completely. Now I don’t want to get into any debate about nature and nurture but in reality he would have been a total wankspleen if his parents were Mother Theresa and the Pope (he might have other ‘issues’ though) and I don’t think that his parents exacerbated his spoiled condition. Although in the interests of probity, they did spare the rod on some occasions.

Luckily though, after a brief overnight stay in the local clink due for trashing a girl’s car because she wouldn’t go out with him (the gall! How could she not want to go out with him!), he had a slop bucket induced epiphany and realised that his egregious and reprehensible ways would not get him anywhere in life.

He went and apologised to the girl, and went around to say sorry to all his ‘friends’ (they weren’t really friends). He spoke to his parents and told them he was sorry and generally regressed to his less heinous pre-pubescent behaviour. He cut out all (most) of his bad habits, and started studying for his A-levels. He managed to catch up on a years worth of work over the summer, and just made it to university where he left behind his awful ways completely and started a new life. Hopefully he is still on the right track.

I know for a fact that this dude repented for his churlish ways because…

DRUMROLL

The dude was me.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:58, 9 replies)
yay you!
Good Karma be upon you.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:16, closed)
wow
you should turn that into a country and western song!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:15, closed)
We'll keep you on the right track.
I've got my eye on you now ; )
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:24, closed)
You were
...a pornographer?

Respect.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, closed)
Onya!
*click*
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 1:22, closed)
Good for you, lad
My story is very similar, and I bucked my ideas up 'n' all.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:22, closed)
Mwah!
Kisses for straightening up and flying right.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:35, closed)
Wow. You were a tool.
Glad to hear you fixed yourself.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:09, closed)

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