Spoilt Brats
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
Mr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Nice!
So you lost your virginity to a tube? Christ, were you drinking meths?
And I bet the previous customer was ranting and raging as though from Hell itself! If I was her, I'd have drawn Blood! I mean if she wanted a pointless [culinary] experiment she'd have asked you to give her one!
Anyway, I see that these puns are becoming criminally bad so I quit.
Worst. Record. Ever.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:51, Reply)
So you lost your virginity to a tube? Christ, were you drinking meths?
And I bet the previous customer was ranting and raging as though from Hell itself! If I was her, I'd have drawn Blood! I mean if she wanted a pointless [culinary] experiment she'd have asked you to give her one!
Anyway, I see that these puns are becoming criminally bad so I quit.
Worst. Record. Ever.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:51, Reply)
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