Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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The supermarket brats're the funniest.Years ago, a brother-in-law told me how he'd heard a little boy in the Co-Op trying to blackmail his mother.
He wanted sweets NOW or he'd tell everyone about how he saw Mummy kissing Daddy's willy last night.
I suspect it was the Daddy who was being spoiled there.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:05, 3 replies)
On this very subjectI had a bit of a tantrum in the supermarket yesterday - trying to get my missus to kiss my willy or I'd tell everyone I'd seen her buying our son some sweets.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 20:53, closed)
Where you went wrong therewas trying to get your willy kissed in Waitrose.
You'd probably do better in Asda.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:39, closed)
.Gunna bah chuddy from t'Moggies.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:20, closed)
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