Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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I was spoiltI had this shitty little job at some pisspot banana republic embassy. For some reason I managed to catch someones eye and I was invited to this little soiree.
I had to spend a fortune hiring this fancy pants cocktail dress and diamonds (fake) just to keep up and not look like a total dweeb.
Anyways I get to the do, and it is incredible. The opulence and stinking wealth was sicking, there were several celebrities and members of various royal families. Seriously these dos were some what noted in society.
I am just wondering around looking jobsmacked, it was like one of those moments when you see peoples mouths moves but the words are just out of synch.
I am wondering around when I happen to bump into the ambassador who is running this shindig. I am at a loss for words when suddenly this waiter waltzes by with a veritable pyramid of nutty chocolates.
The ambassador looked at me and the place seemed to go silent and I was almost lost for words.
I grabbed a nutty chocolate and said
Why ambassador, you is really spoiling us
Sorry - First time, excitement and all that, give me an hour or so and I am sure I can try again.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 21:16, 2 replies)
You had me up til 'Pyramid', you magnificent bastard.(
Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:48,
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ClickBrilliant!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:18, closed)
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