Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Somewhere in my vast store of junk...... I have a compact little hunting horn. Fsck knows why, I've never been one for hunting, but there you are. It's folded round like a bugle, and is - if I recall correctly, I haven't seen it for a while - about the same size as the pocket on the front of my laptop bag.
It's also damn loud.
Maybe I should just pick up an el-cheapo chinese knockoff trumpet.
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TrumpetLook out for the cheap, plastic (incredibly loud) Spanish 'Bocin Gol' trumpets, they make cold callers go away, tourists jump into the road and grown men cry. Powered by only human breath but with a clever mylar diaphragm they turn up cheap or free at outdoor sporting events and the like, well worth while.
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