Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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Backfired spoiltness :DThis happened this morning and suited this QOTW quite well (much to my satisfaction).
A spoilt brat gets his dad to call up our IT department due to not having any emails.
"Hi you're through to Jeccy, how can I help?" asks I.
"You better had. My 9 year old son apparently can't get his emails, keeps asking for his username and password."
"Sorry to hear that sir, can I take your details please?"
So we go through the standard rigmaroll of confirming security etc, then it becomes apparent that it's all in the wife's name. The wife comes on the line, passes Data Protection and passes it back to the husband all while this whiney twat of a kid is screaming "HAVEN'T THEY FIXED IT YET??!??" in the background.
I bite my tongue and bring up the email account, just as the dad asks "I don't normally deal with this myself, can I take his email address and password to sort it out myself?"
"Errr, ok...you got a pen?"
"Yeah, I'm ready."
"Ok, the main address is "dan".."
"Ok, Dan.."
"Then a dot..."
"...ok..."
"...umm.....terminator...."
(a small sound of stifled laughter from the dad) "Ok errr, terminator..."
"...lord...."
(a large bout of stifled laughter from the dad this time)"um....lord...go on"
".....3000...."
"HAHAHAHAHA YOU LITTLE TWAT HAHAHAHA" shouts the dad while laughing like a viking at the now quiet child in the background.
(me trying not to laugh now)"....@*******.com"
"HAHAHAHA, he's only 9, who do you think you are, Schwartzenegger???? HAHAHAHA!!!!" which was accompanied with the sound of the 9 year old running out of the room.
Yup, looks like we fixed it alright :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:19,
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That soundslike a darned fantastic email address to me....
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I used to usehandsome-b-wonderful@*****.com before
Thank you the Simpsons, thank you :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:29,
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Sounds like....A gimpy, twinked out, munchkin of a WoW player-name to me.
Kill on sight.
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