Drug Education
A former friend of mine has a rather strong continuous craving for weed and cocaine after starting to do the stuff on his 15th birthday. After being dumped on his parent's doorstep covered in vomit and permanent marker (yours truly giving him a full Groucho look and tattooing "stupid stoner fuck" on his forehead) his wealthy thick as turd liberal parents thought it would be a good idea to give him 'the talk'.

Did I mention his parents were wealthy and thick as turd liberals? Rather than your traditional "drugs are bad, mmkay?", he got legal tips from his dad on how to carry the stuff and not get nicked and a bag of some mindnumbing ranked stuff from his parent's secret supply.

Needless to say, that didn't work and he soon got shitcanned for possession with intent to sell. Realising that this wasn't working, the parents stepped in again to deter him from his addiction.

They bought him a 5 bedroom house. All bills paid. En-suite bathrooms. 5 minute walk to town centre. Last month it got raided as a drugs den.

Some people shouldn't have kids.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:38, 2 replies)

You'd have thought
they'd have stuck it out in the country where the police couldn't be bothered raiding...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:44, closed)

Maybe they realised...
...however much they loved him, that their son was an utter chump?

Better to risk having the 5-0 raid sonny-boy in his own house, rather than theirs and avoid the risk of losing their house via civil forfeiture?
(apologies_for_length, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:17, closed)