Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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What about a device like a remand prisoner's tagYou put a collar round the infants neck and one around the parent. When the noise level from the child reaches a certain level, the parent gets a small electric shock in their neck. Also, if the parent raises their voice to an unreasonable level, the child gets a shock - this will make them scream and the parent will then get a shock too: learning responses through feedback.
What's the adress for Dragons' Den?
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I don't know where Dragon's Den is...But if you walk towards the sound of egocentric sycophantic wank-baskets i'm sure you'll find them eventually...
Good luck with your idea - this 'click' is as good as a patent stamp you know...
*steals idea*
*runs to patent office*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:39,
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Come back.......stop that man!!!
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Hell, I'd invest in that.Although I suspect that 90% of the population would be culled in a day that would later be known as 'when all the lights went out' while we sipped our Martinis and felt smug.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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Where do I send the cheque?I'll have two sets. One for my friend's brat who's worked out that volume = success, and one for my nephew's kid who's teenage mother thinks tantrums are 'cute'. I shit you not.
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i've invested in your ideapayment shall be by *click*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:08,
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*click*Superb idea - not sure about the SMALL electrical charge though...can you incoroporate some kind of bluetooth remote control for maximum fun in supermarket/street/pub etc.?
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snee held his breath since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:52,
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