Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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chthonic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:11)
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looks around nervously :unlurks:Short but sweet:
Many moons ago in the beautiful town of Basildon, Young urchin scampers through the town centre with Fagin like parents letting him scream at people shout and generally act like a little fuckbag... Then his beady eye does spy a chance for fun... Crowd barriers essentially a 3ft high hoop in the ground, upon which some kids were playing doing tumbles around them etc. He runs under the first pushing other kids aside, likewise the second... Now onto the third unbeknowest to him must have been set a little deeper into the ground for while running at full tilt he decided to use the top of his head as a brake upon said barrier. Now the laws of physics will ensure that while his head did indeed stop (and very fucking suddenly I might add) his legs and the rest of him continued to run... Laugh I nearly shat myself....
Runs and hides again (hopefully only for a bit)
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:17, 1 reply)
Laugh; we nearly shat.Derek and Clive?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:26, closed)
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