But I want the bunny...
A few years back, I was eating at a quiet little local restaurant in Paris. An american man and his family entered, to the obvious disgust of the owner. The daughter (about 10 years old) saw a rabbit in a cage near the entrance and started pleading with her parents, in the whiniest voice you've ever heard.

"Can I have the bunny wabbit? Daddy, I want the bunny - he's cute! Please? Oh daddy, get me the bunny wabbit, he looks so sad in that cage."

She scowled at the restauranteur. Her father insisted that they couldn't take a rabbit back home and the girl got in a terrible huff - tears, stamping feet, etc. When the owner came to take their order, she interrupted him:

"You're mean! Why do you keep the poor bunny in a cage?"

He turned around and looked at the rabbit, turned back to the little girl, pointed to one of the main courses on the menu, and smiled...

Moments later, and without being served, the family left the restaurant, literally having to prise the screaming daughter's fingers from the bars of the cage as the wabbit hopped happily around.

It turns out that particular rabbit was actually a family pet, but after seeing the kid's attitude the owner couldn't resist having some fun...
(MiscellaneousFiles, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:29, 5 replies)

I hope
that you left the owner a tip for that!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, closed)

And
he got rid of that fucking annoying little brat at the same time.

Good man.
( Moey, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:33, closed)

the french are cunning

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:05, closed)

Thought this'd be
the UL about pointing to a pet and having it served up!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:52, closed)

Please God
send them to Korea :-)
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:54, closed)